i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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