So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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