everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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