I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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