suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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