thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Randomize
