Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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