ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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