Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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