That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Boobs are out for the taking
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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