you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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