11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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