If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
