He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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