Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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