If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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