this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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