My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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