I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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