I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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