wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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