He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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