david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She told me I should be a condom model.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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