Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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