His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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