How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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