I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
vagina is talking i cant
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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