So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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