dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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