You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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