none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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