Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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