My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
