Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
you made out with another girl for some wings
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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