can u get pink eye on your cock?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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