I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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