I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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