my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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