your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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