I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
