Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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