is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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