He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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