yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i wish my penis had a tongue
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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