I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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