Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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