Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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