Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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