We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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