Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
