I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
