I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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