Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Jerry, you need to find god
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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