Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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