I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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