Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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