Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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