That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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